[face claim is allison scagliotti, don't own any gifs unless said otherwise]
[NSFW frequently, beware]
My name is Bob.
I'm nobody.
Always have been, always will be.
I'm loyal, if nothing else.
I'll stand by you until my death.
I'm harmless, really.
Until you fuck with someone I hold dear.
Then, it becomes my sole mission in life to make sure you end up the fiery pits of hell.
I'm also...different. No amazing abilities, mind you, I'm no lost princess or some shit like that.
My brain just...is different. I remember things I shouldn't. See stuff I shouldn't.
My past is....complicated.
Also, I think some of it might be classified.
No, really, that shit's classified.
But I can tell you I used to work for SHIELD.
I've had dealings with necromancy, aliens, demons, gods, heroes, people of all shapes and sizes.
I'm also Single. And not looking for a relationship.
But I do like to have /fun/.
[This is an original character role play blog]
[[Willing to roleplay in almost any fandom, hit me up, I'm relatively friendly!]]
((Both Roleplay and a personal blog, stand alone))
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Waiter, there’s a slenderman in my tea. :|
this is actually kinda adorable. w u w
…I will drink it anyway.