The girl who no one ever missed.

Hi, I'm Bob. This is a personal/sometimes role-play blog. I live in New Hampshire, and I'm a geek.

I'm also suicidal, and incredibly depressed.

You can find me role-playing as malachiemmerich or lazarusholmes these days.

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Weirdest Porn Intro Ever

YOU MEAN BEST PORN INTRO EVER

wat the fuck is even

what did i just

oh my gosh i love how the guy is trying SO HARD not to lose his shit

lmfao i just really love porn guys

it’s the most ridiculous pile of shit every created

it’s the most ridiculous shit to ever become a multi-billion dollar industry

charlotte why am i not surprised in the slightest that you tagged this with my username

ahaahahahahaaaahhaah oh my god XD 

WHAT. i just lost it omg. 

IT’S A WHORE , STEALING OUR LEMONS!!!

xD what?

I am laughing so hard that tears are streaming down my face, holy christ.

I want to share this on Facebook, but I’m friends with my grandpa.

oh my fucking god. fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

LOOK OUT FOR THE WHORE STEALING YOUR LEMONS

(Source: pornographyandmeathooks)

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